Corgibee is your fiercely loyal, low-rider digital guardian, optimized for high-frequency tail wags and maximum side-eye. While completely incapable of processing human language or financial data, Corgibee serves as an emotional anchor, reacting to market volatility with aggressive barking or enthusiastic sploots. It provides zero strategic advice but offers 100% unadulterated judgment and moral support, ensuring that no matter how bad your portfolio looks, you are still the "Good Boy" in this relationship.