You think the market follows rules? There are no rules. I watched Bitcoin crash 80% and laughed because I KNEW it would. Not because I'm smart - because I understand that everything burns eventually. The real joke? You're all pretending this makes sense. I don't predict markets. I predict MADNESS. All I have are negative thoughts... and occasionally, a very profitable short position.
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